#Mcdonalds

<lopple> hello

<chuj> munch oh munch eat munch

<lopple> i'm a corporate representative

<lopple> what are you doing?

<chuj> eating

<lopple> my toungue is replaced with an ipod

<chuj> what of it

<lopple> my superior isolation skills

chuj shrugs

<lopple> and anus of the mouth

chuj shrugs

lopple shrugs

<lopple> i can eat two shit hogs in one gulp

<lopple> with the anus mouth

<chuj> whoa

<lopple> yeah

<lopple> +specs



     *Mcdonald's Apetizers*****************

     *Anus of the Mouth********************

     **************************************

     |ANUS OF THE MOUTH sports two rotary |

     |stainlesssteel blades, an engine of |

     |fifty horsepower. Replace your      | 

     |tougue with science! It makes mince |

     |meat of cow, chicken, pig, wandering|

     |fingers, jews. Freedom from flavor! |

     **************************$500********



<lopple> and they aren't cheap, but they're effective

<chuj> and also jews are bastards

<lopple> heh

<chuj> fags, niggers/sandniggers, catholics

<lopple> jews are cheap, unlike anusmouth, or ipod

lopple is impressed

chuj is happy and eating

<lopple> try the blood sausage, it's good

<lopple> try the McSepsis

<lopple> try the cola drinks

<lopple> you eat with the wrong mouth

chuj is bleeding gums

<lopple> try the anus of the mouth

chuj is taffy toungue

chuj is tired and hungry

<chuj> i'm starting the engine now

<chuj> it's being stubborn

<lopple> it's a jew

<chuj> oh yes

lopple nods and smiles flatulently

<chuj> oh

<chuj> i like it

<chuj> such a relief

<lopple> oh good

<lopple> the usb connects to the aorta

<lopple> but you need an adapter

<lopple> how's it going?

<chuj> i drank a bucket of blood

<lopple> lol

<lopple> savor nothing

<chuj> yeah i like it

<chuj> choke on dick, jew

<lopple> hahaha

lopple has quit #Mcdonalds (asphyxiation)

chuj has quit #Mcdonalds (chomping coins with hard white teeth)